1 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:05,395 What's up world? 2 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:08,703 It's time to get raw, like sushi. 3 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:13,969 So strap in 'cause anything could happen. 4 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,058 Which one is the one I like? 5 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,234 I need my glasses. 6 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:21,411 Michelle Williams' living room is nice. 7 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:24,458 Let the dog choose, Judge Mathis! 8 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:32,553 Give her some personal space, Drew Barrymore! 9 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:36,209 Uh, Reggie, this is actually totally anathema to my method, 10 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,862 but we have been in the house a lot. 11 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,299 Do you think you're gonna do anything today? 12 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,648 Give me a break. 13 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:42,780 I'm just having a lazy Saturday morning. 14 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,913 It's Monday afternoon. 15 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:49,439 Ooh, this is my favorite Skyrizi commercial. 16 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,398 ♪ The Fall and Rise 17 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:55,229 ♪ Of Reggie Dinkins 18 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,324 No, I don't know what we're getting ready for, 19 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:07,022 but she took a big swing with her earrings today, 20 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:09,111 so clearly something is going on. 21 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,417 Big call today. 22 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:13,202 Brockenzeug is a condiment company 23 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,030 that was trying to break into the U.S. market 24 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:16,771 at the height of Reggie's fame. 25 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:19,252 So they signed him to a 20-year contract, 26 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,385 thanks to a certain someone. 27 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,735 It was me, is that clear? 28 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:29,044 When I crave bitter protein, the only sour herring spread 29 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,611 Reggie Dinkins reaches for is... 30 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:32,308 Brockenzeug's Muskelgelee. 31 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,354 Put it on your cabbage! 32 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:36,791 His, uh, scandal, broke right after 33 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,488 we signed the deal, which wasn't great, 34 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:41,709 but I'm still hoping I can convince them to re-up. 35 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:42,971 Gert. 36 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,451 Monica, it is good to hear from you. 37 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:46,888 This is a wonderful Blamage-Geleghenheit for us. 38 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:48,672 Wonderful? That's great. 39 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:51,458 I was a little worried-- - No, you should be worried. 40 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:54,200 This word means "shame opportunity." 41 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,680 This call is for bad news. - Oh, OK. 42 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:57,899 Wait, hear me out. 43 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,466 I am sorry, but this deal is like 44 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,424 the American discotheque scene, dead. 45 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,774 Oh, wait. OK, hold on. Hey! 46 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:05,646 The Brockenzeug guys said they wanted 47 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,169 to see your face when they told you. 48 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,084 They're sick. - Danke, Ashley. 49 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:11,042 Bitte schon, boys. 50 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:15,960 What's up, exy? 51 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:17,919 You done with those German dudes already? 52 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,094 Bad news, Reg. 53 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:21,836 Muskelgelee declined to renew. 54 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:25,361 - So now I gotta buy it? - Hey, baby. 55 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,624 You want to come to the spa with me? 56 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:30,714 Sounds tempting, but I'm good. 57 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,194 Are you sure? 58 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,501 I would love to explore your physical body on film. 59 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:35,893 Why did I say it like that? 60 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,504 I just mean because you're an athlete. 61 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,549 I'm aware of the effect I have on you. 62 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:43,249 But, yeah, I'm just gonna stay in today. 63 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,251 - How about you, Monica? - She can't. 64 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,600 She's slammed today. 65 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,079 She's got this all-day negotiation 66 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,516 with some Germans. 67 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:53,128 Then she's bringing congratulation balloons to... 68 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,522 Ruggie? 69 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:59,352 OK, I'm aware that Ashley is not good at her job, 70 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:02,093 but I hired her because she's a nepo baby, 71 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,270 and now I can't remember whose. 72 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:10,058 There's so many famous Joneses, Tommy Lee, James Earl, Tom, 73 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,800 Quincy, Star, 74 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:14,236 Catherine Zeta. 75 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,151 I know she doesn't remember who my parents are, 76 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:18,501 and I'm not telling. 77 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:19,676 Come on, Monica. 78 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,722 We, like, never get any girl time. 79 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:24,986 Well, I did tell myself I'd try to make more time 80 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:26,770 for being an actual person. 81 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:29,382 OK, let's go. 82 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,906 Are we going out? I'll go out! 83 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:33,603 I mean, it is Friday night, right? 84 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,562 No, it's not. 85 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,913 It is crazy that nobody knows what day it is. 86 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:41,916 Ooh, there he is! 87 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:47,530 MVP Carmelo Anthony Mason Dinkins in the house. 88 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,184 He gets real excited when we win. 89 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:52,013 And I scored two touchdowns against Blair on Friday. 90 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:54,885 Whose house? My house! 91 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:58,628 And I'm so proud of my son who also lives here 92 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:02,328 every other week because I share custody! 93 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,330 Sorry, you had a game on Friday? 94 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,983 - Yep. - You were home all day Friday, 95 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,768 watching that ridiculous firefighting show. 96 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:11,032 "FDNY Chicago." And it's great! 97 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,686 In the New York Fire Department, 98 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:15,036 there is a special unit that fights fires in Chicago. 99 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,081 These are their stories. 100 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:20,346 Hey, I'm walking here! In Chicago! 101 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,348 Why weren't you at your son's game? 102 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,959 I would have loved to get that footage. 103 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:28,484 Uh, a lot of the parents are Jets fans, 104 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:29,920 and they still haven't forgiven Dad 105 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,009 for blowing their shot at a Super Bowl. 106 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,359 It would have been a distraction 107 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,056 if I would have went. 108 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:37,537 But me and Carmelo, we watched the tapes afterwards. 109 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,582 We call it football cuddle time. 110 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,541 Yeah, one of us does. 111 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,761 - You're gonna love this place. - So fancy! 112 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,633 I reserved the whole spa for the day, 113 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,417 so the cameras can come in. 114 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,419 You can get pedis too, boys. 115 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,639 I'm back! 116 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,771 She bought out the whole spa? 117 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:57,687 How much did that cost? That's crazy. 118 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,907 Couldn't agree more, girl! 119 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:01,604 I don't love talking about this, 120 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,214 but I produce what my doctor calls 121 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,652 a dangerous amount of earwax. 122 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,306 So I'm just nodding and agreeing 123 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,698 until I get it taken care of. 124 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,396 Wow, so you can't hear anything? 125 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,398 Oh my God, I love that! 126 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,619 Hi, Kiki. 127 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:19,492 Wait, is this a spa? 128 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,711 Do you guys do ear candling? 129 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:24,453 OK, Penny, we want the works. Body wraps... 130 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,455 That robe has her name on it. 131 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,370 How often do you think she comes here? 132 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,894 Absolutely, everybody. 133 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:33,201 IV infusions, that thing where an old man 134 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,159 takes out his dentures and gently bites you. 135 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,944 Oh, let's not go nuts here. 136 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:40,426 Don't worry, Monica. It's my treat! 137 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:41,992 Brina's a sweet girl but "my treat"? 138 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,777 I think she meant Reggie's treat, 139 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,387 which is actually my treat 140 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,823 'cause I'm the one who actually-- 141 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,608 OK, I guess she did say "my treat," 142 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,044 but she should have said "your treat." 143 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,393 can I start over? 144 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:54,657 Reggie, why don't you ever leave the house? 145 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:57,530 What are you talking about? I go out all the time. 146 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,619 I took you to my favorite spot. 147 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,535 Welcome to my home away from home. 148 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,188 Really? An Amish bakery. 149 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:07,322 Yeah, Yoder got the heaviest bread in Central Pennsylvania. 150 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:12,196 And the toys are mad unpainted. Right, Yoder? 151 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:15,243 - 'Tis a gift to be simple. - Aw, hell yeah! 152 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,376 You drive three hours to a bakery in Amish country. 153 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,725 Word. 154 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,161 A people famous for not interacting 155 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:21,902 with the outside world. - Yoder is my boy. 156 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:23,469 Which means they're probably the only people in America 157 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,949 who don't know who you are. - Maybe. 158 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:28,169 I think that the reason you don't leave the house 159 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:31,259 or go to Carmelo's matches or go to the mall 160 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,218 to meet Lightning McQueen even though you clearly wanted to-- 161 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:37,874 I didn't go because "Cars 3" was a cash grab! 162 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:40,442 Reggie, I think you're afraid 163 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:42,183 to face the outside world. 164 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:43,750 You buggin', man. 165 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,578 There's just really not much to do 166 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,231 in the Greater New York area. 167 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:50,147 Well, let's find something to do then, Reggie. 168 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,585 Look, let's have a-- 169 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,761 oh, hey, look at that! Perfect. 170 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,719 A documentary film festival at Lincoln Center. 171 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,765 - Yawn! - Rude. What else? 172 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:00,593 There is an exhibit of Adrien Brody's art. 173 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:03,030 Oh, good God, no. Right. You know what? 174 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:06,729 I read a 2004 interview with you in "Playboy" magazine. 175 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,471 Sure you did. You dog. 176 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,473 And in it, you said that your favorite place to eat 177 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:14,389 was a restaurant called Toshi's right here in New Jersey. 178 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:17,305 Oh, Toshi's. Oh, yeah. 179 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,785 The place burned down. 180 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,787 Really? 'Cause I got us a reservation 181 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:24,530 there in 30 minutes. - Cool. It's great. 182 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:25,922 They love me at that place. 183 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,968 They even got my picture on the wall. 184 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:29,796 Wait a minute. What happened to my picture? 185 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,145 I'm sorry, Mr. Dinkins. 186 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,277 It's just people kept throwing eel at it. 187 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,410 Yo, Dinkins! You suck! 188 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,804 - Yeah, you suck! - No, I don't! 189 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:40,502 I do the opposite. I blow! 190 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,938 - Boo! - No, no, I don't! 191 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:43,462 Don't put that in the documentary. 192 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:45,768 Let's go. Let's leave this place. 193 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:47,509 I don't like it no more. 194 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:49,032 Yo, Reggie! 195 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,512 What's your little movie called? 196 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:51,644 "I'm a Loser"? 197 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,994 We don't have a title yet! 198 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,172 Nice car! 199 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,957 I'm not being sarcastic! 200 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,873 Damn, girl. 201 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:04,961 Your shoulders are, like, three inches lower. 202 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:07,616 Right? I have so much neck right now. 203 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,836 Gosh, will you guys stop screaming?! 204 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,751 Yes, the spa had ear candling. 205 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,667 My ears are so clear now, I can hear everything. 206 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:17,452 Either we live by a new river, 207 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,367 or I can hear my blood. It's like-- 208 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,376 Lick-lick, girlie pops. 209 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:31,161 My haul is here. Ah! Let's get into it! 210 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,598 All right, I'll set up the camera. 211 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,077 I know the drill. 212 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,557 High angle, no flash, bag on my head 213 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:39,735 during fit changes. - Brina's out of control. 214 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,607 I gotta talk to her. 215 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,783 Whoa, don't tell me to calm down, pally! 216 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,611 The Bean's on fire, and this pizza's 217 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,874 in a deeper dish than I'm used to. 218 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:50,050 Hey, I'm watchin' here! 219 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:53,401 We need to talk about Toshi's. 220 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:56,404 What do you want me to say? That you're right? 221 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,232 That I do hide from the world because I'm afraid 222 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,538 of what people might say to me, 223 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,322 that I can't feel happy unless I think 224 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,454 everyone loves me? Is that what you want? 225 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,282 Yes, wow. Exactly that. 226 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,067 Great. Turn the TV back on. 227 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,199 The guys don't know it's Central Time, 228 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,375 so they might be early to the fire. 229 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,595 How do you expect people to root for you 230 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,032 again if all they see is you hiding in a mansion? 231 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,556 It's aspirational. 232 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,383 Reggie, you are gonna need to get out there 233 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:23,170 and make an effort to earn people's forgiveness. 234 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:26,260 The only way out is through. 235 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,262 Which one of you guys is Reggie? 236 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,307 I've got residual checks for him to sign. 237 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,874 - Can you wait one minute? - Perfect timing, Ashley. 238 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,397 You're doing a great job! 239 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,748 I did a kids movie in the early 2000s. 240 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:40,230 It was like "Space Jam" but with football and Universal IP. 241 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:43,407 It's a day game, so Dracula is not here. 242 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:46,672 There's no full moon, so the Wolf Man is just a dude. 243 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,805 And who knows where the Invisible Man is? 244 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,068 It's just us, Frankenstein's monster. 245 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,766 So let's get fired up! 246 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:57,204 Fire? Fire, bad! 247 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,252 Oh, my God, I recognize you. 248 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,993 Yeah, Ashley. We met last week. 249 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,429 You kept calling me Paddington. 250 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,301 That's so funny. 251 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,738 But no, I recognize recognize you. 252 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,262 It's too many tennis balls! 253 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,395 This movie makes no sense! 254 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:15,875 That's you. - Wait, no. 255 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:18,312 I'm--how have you seen that? 256 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:21,576 - The Internet? - Oh. 257 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,099 They promised it wouldn't get out! 258 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,452 Nerds around the world have been asking 259 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,977 when they'd finally see Marvel's Professor Squeeze 260 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,631 on the big screen. 261 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,764 Well, recently-leaked footage from the IDK agency hack 262 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:39,681 shows that the original director just couldn't hack it. 263 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,466 This tennis ball is a CGI time machine! 264 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,468 And it's gonna take me back to before 265 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:47,776 I knew any of you [bleep]! 266 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,126 This whole thing is beneath me, you know? 267 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,563 Jesus Christ. 268 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:56,393 Ooh, slay! Slay! 269 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,613 Oh, another one in selfie mode. 270 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,311 Rusty, come on. - It wasn't on purpose, OK? 271 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,313 I have wide thumbs, just like Megan Fox. 272 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,358 And you know who else? 273 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,403 A lot of historical stranglers. 274 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:09,842 Rusty, can we have some privacy? 275 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,496 Of course. 276 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,151 What's up? 277 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,676 Brina, listen. 278 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,069 I gotta big sister you here a bit. 279 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,680 Sister? How would that work? 280 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,072 You're so much older than me-- 281 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:26,249 Auntie then. Whatever. 282 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,512 Listen, I know that the lifestyle is 283 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,514 a big part of all of this for you, 284 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:33,082 but it can't be your whole life. 285 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,041 I'm sorry? 286 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:37,260 Back in the day, I knew a lot of the players' 287 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,697 wives and girlfriends, 288 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,438 and I was the only one with a plan. 289 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,918 OK, Monica, hold on. 290 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,964 Those women just defined themselves 291 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,357 by their man and his money. 292 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,795 And then they turn around one day and realize 293 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,361 they don't have a life of their own. 294 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,102 So you think I'm a gold digger. 295 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,756 No. 296 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:58,368 No, no, no, I just think you should have a plan of your own. 297 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,457 Other than "being a famous singer." 298 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,373 For your information, I do have a plan. 299 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,377 I made 120 grand last year. 300 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,205 Doing what? 301 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,120 Content. 302 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:14,471 And that money is on top of all the free stuff I get 303 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,213 for pluggin' it on my socials. Like the clothes, 304 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,389 or that spa I took you to. 305 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,565 You welcome, by the way. - Oh, come on. 306 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,132 I saw your Instagram. 307 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,221 You only have 40 followers. 308 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,745 That's my private Insta. 309 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,922 Yeah, she's also Queen Bri The Beauty Baddie. 310 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,488 I mean, where have you been? 311 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,708 323K followers? 312 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,580 Rusty, why didn't you say anything earlier? 313 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,061 At the spa, you agreed she needed to get a life! 314 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,802 Uh, I don't think so. 315 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:44,501 OK, please, do not gaslight me. You sound crazy. 316 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:45,764 Good talk, Monica, 317 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,680 but some of us have work to do. 318 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,727 Oh my God. 319 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,077 An unqualified white guy gets a job he doesn't deserve 320 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,905 and then poops the bed. 321 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:59,908 The only unpredictable part is that he actually got fired. 322 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,824 Roll credits. - Hey, Mr. Tobin. 323 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,871 My art teacher was telling me about this documentary festival 324 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,003 happening in the city. - Oh, yes, at Lincoln Center! 325 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,614 Yeah, you know, I actually premiered 326 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,921 my first ever short there, "Y2KKK." 327 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,531 It won what at the time was known 328 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,794 as the Brett Ratner Award. 329 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,665 Well, if I go, I get extra credit, 330 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,972 and if I go with you, I get a ride. 331 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:23,279 Um, oh, no. 332 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,674 No, I can't. I don't want to. 333 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,807 But I mean, it would be super cool to go with you. 334 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,939 I mean, I bet you know everyone there, right? 335 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,768 Yeah. Yeah. 336 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,726 Um, here's the thing, though. 337 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,903 I am following your dad right now. 338 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,601 And he won't leave the house, so neither can I. 339 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:43,735 Yes, where he goes, I go. 340 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:49,002 Otherwise, I would love to go with you, believe me. 341 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,529 So if you thought yesterday was Saturday, 342 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,313 you should take Sunday's pills today, 343 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,663 even though it's Tuesday, which means on real Saturday-- 344 00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:02,666 - Blasted gizmo! Brina. - Hmm? 345 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,494 How do you take tickets off a phone 346 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,409 and turn them into real hand tickets? 347 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,325 Oh, I got this. 348 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:13,155 Oh, good job downloading the tickets, baby. 349 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,941 I'm just gonna take Monday. 350 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,291 Just why is everyone watching everyone, 351 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,946 but no one's watching me? You know? 352 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:25,167 I can do stuff too. You know, it's like-- 353 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,782 I don't know how I'm gonna fight this fire. 354 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,001 I checked my hose at JFK, but they lost it at O'Hare! 355 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,134 This is actually quite compelling. 356 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,570 It was clever how they couldn't find 357 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:40,748 the subway fire 'cause the train was above ground. 358 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,489 No! 359 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,839 I was thinking of doing something different tonight, 360 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,797 maybe going into the city. 361 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,669 What? No. 362 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,932 You're not going to a city full of Jets fans. 363 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,500 Or are they? 364 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,981 This evening, I will be attending the Lincoln Center 365 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,896 Documentary Film Festival. 366 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:02,075 And you said, wherever I go, you go. 367 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,773 So let's go. 368 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,644 God, I see what you're doing. 369 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,472 That film festival crowd won't have any idea 370 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,996 who you are, but they'll all know who I am. 371 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,781 You have hoist me, sir, by my own petard. 372 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:17,176 Hey, I know people were saying that word again. 373 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:20,440 I just don't like hearing it in this house. 374 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:23,095 When Arthur Tobin sees how bad it feels, 375 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,358 that little turd will shut up for good 376 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,187 about me leaving the house. - I'm right here. 377 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,189 And that's not true! - Oh, yeah? 378 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,625 Kina seems like you're dragging your feet 379 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,366 by doing a whole separate interview about it. 380 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,281 We were just talking over there. 381 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,109 OK, fine. You win. 382 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,458 I'll go get changed. 383 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,286 I was gonna say, I'd be embarrassed 384 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,290 to walk in with that. - OK. 385 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,467 Oh. Hi, Monica. 386 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:50,470 You got more thoughts on how I should handle my business? 387 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:53,212 No. Actually, this one's personal. 388 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,171 Brina, you look like a black Jessica Rabbit. 389 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,694 I'll allow it. Continue. 390 00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,871 And maybe that's why I didn't take you seriously. 391 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:04,353 But at your age, looking like that, 392 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,574 with your own money, why are you with Reggie? 393 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,055 Why am I with a man that you thought 394 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,883 was good enough to marry and father your child? 395 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,712 Wow, Monica. - I know. I know! 396 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,846 But when I was with Reggie, he was on Wheaties boxes. 397 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,414 We were out partying every night with Will Smith. 398 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,850 Who? 399 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,331 Now, he's watching network dramas in the morning. 400 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,899 I saw him yell, "Siri, potato" at the microwave. 401 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,250 What does that have to do with me loving Reggie? 402 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:34,122 He is the sweetest man I've ever met. 403 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,951 And I tried dating ballers my own age. 404 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,781 My last boyfriend was a prank YouTuber. 405 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,609 Oh God what is happening?! 406 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:47,005 Girlfriend snake drop! 407 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,919 But Reggie's just nice. 408 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,965 He calls his mom every morning. 409 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,401 From the toilet, on speaker, 410 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:56,144 but, yeah, Reggie's easy to love. 411 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:59,278 But the age gap. - It's kinda nice. 412 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,976 We only have sex twice a week and on Halloween, 413 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,151 and I like it. 414 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,588 And unlike clout demons like Dr. Freak, 415 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,113 Reggie's not threatened by my success. 416 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,463 I just got an offer to be the new brand-ambass 417 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,943 for GutRoll-- it's a probiotic toilet paper. 418 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,206 And Reggie was all... 419 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,382 You get that doo-doo money, baby. 420 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,385 Wow. Congratulations. 421 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,083 And that's a good Reggie. - Right? 422 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,737 I just gotta sign the contract, 423 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:26,392 but I can't do DocuSign with these nails. 424 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,523 Mm. 425 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,351 Ooh, can I use your finger to do it? 426 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,919 I just gotta scroll to the bottom. 427 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,139 Wait, you read this, right? 428 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,489 It's not the Bible or a street sign. 429 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,621 OK, I'm sorry, but I do have more thoughts 430 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:41,016 on how you handle your business. 431 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,805 Remember, you're the one 432 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,460 that didn't just want to hide in the mansion. 433 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:56,509 Oh my God. Is that Arthur Tobin? 434 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,033 For him to show up here would be a greater humiliation 435 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,513 than what Antonio suffers 436 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,515 at the end of "The Bicycle Thief"! 437 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,171 Ow! What-- 438 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,650 why do you even have this? 439 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,826 I take tennis lessons in Central Park 440 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,568 with a nice young man who grew up in the Caribbean. 441 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,223 How we've treated those countries! 442 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,833 Hey, you suck! 443 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,661 I am as God made me, sir! 444 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:22,187 I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Dinkins. 445 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,104 You suck! - Yeah, you suck! 446 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,106 You suck! 447 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,108 Are you the guy from Toshi's? 448 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,892 What the hell are you doing here? 449 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,850 Oh, you should have paid more attention 450 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,461 to what you were booking tickets for. 451 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,683 Oh, you thought you could escape us 452 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:43,556 by coming to a classy deal like this. 453 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,384 Nah, man. 454 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,474 Guys like me, we're everywhere. 455 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,953 Like this guy. 456 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:53,522 I didn't hear what he said, but you suck, Dinkins! 457 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,655 - You can run... - Not really. 458 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,222 But you can't hide. 459 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,354 There's a lot of us, 460 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,877 and we don't like to go home. 461 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,792 Can we go now, please? 462 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,533 We both been hoisted by each other's petards. 463 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,795 And this woman is still talking about 464 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,014 colonialism in the Caribbean. 465 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,755 To have that cheerful attitude 466 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,671 after all they've been through-- 467 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,241 No. 468 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,678 That Jets fan isn't wrong. 469 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,333 Even the Amish bakery isn't always safe. 470 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:26,381 Wow, Reggie frickin' Dinkins! You suck! 471 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,774 You suck! 472 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,689 And sitting around watching high-quality 473 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:33,040 network programming all day isn't living. 474 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:37,740 So either I don't live a life or I learn to deal with this. 475 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:42,136 So I'm gonna take your advice. 476 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,095 Are you? 477 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,840 The only way out is through. 478 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,418 GutRoll may sell the content provider's likeness 479 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:06,856 to third parties for use in porn dolls or army-- 480 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,380 no, that's got to go. 481 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,946 Look, this is all standard language. 482 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,383 Well, there is nothing standard 483 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,993 about this content provider. 484 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:16,039 Do not underestimate her just because of her youth 485 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,085 and the fact that she majored in Sorority. 486 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,869 Other people have made that mistake. 487 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,741 They did not take the time to find out 488 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,310 who Queen Bri really is. 489 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:29,401 Was that Monica apologizing for calling me a gold digger? 490 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:32,621 I'll take it. 491 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,275 Oh, God, snake! 492 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,624 And you'd be lucky to have her. 493 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,843 Sorry, I didn't know 494 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,061 you were gonna do a whole speech. 495 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,498 It's 2:00 in the morning here in Belarus. 496 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,979 Just redline whatever, and we'll sign it. 497 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,768 That sucked. 498 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,204 I didn't even understand 499 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,815 what your people were yelling at you. 500 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,340 Nor I yours to you. 501 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,950 But I could tell it hurt. 502 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,258 By my crying, yes. 503 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:05,437 But it didn't kill us. 504 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:08,267 No, I don't think it did. 505 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,662 Is that your car? I need to get to JFK. 506 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,143 There's a fire in Chicago! 507 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,668 They're real! 508 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,281 Roll credits. 509 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,285 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!